Monthly Archives: May 2015

If Mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy

Southern Hospitality

What child doesn’t want to please his or her mother? I think it’s both instinctive and touching. Starting around first or second grade, I realized the best route to my Mama’s heart was to clean my bedroom (or a portion thereof) and then call her in. “Mama, I have a surprise for you!” She would then ooh and aah, tell me what a ‘good girl’ I was and give me a huge smile. I beamed with pride.

Too bad I wasn’t quite as focused on my grades. The last thing I wanted to do in school — or at home, for that matter — was pay attention and study. A classic case of ADHD? Perhaps. But that was long before ADHD was even heard of.

Since those early days, I’ve taken really good care of things I own, be it my car, home, clothes, etc. Almost to the point of perfection. Early in our marriage, most Friday nights I spent vacuuming and dusting. Russell never complained and even helped me sometimes. He had the same compulsion about cleaning his golf clubs. We’ve both improved in that regard.
Now, fast forward 30-plus years. I still like my house clean, but I’ve wised up. Paraphrasing: I kick large dust bunnies under the sofa, and after sweeping the kitchen, well, what’s a little sand and grime swept under the fridge? Why not wait and clean it all at once, years down the road?
And that self-cleaning oven, well — that’s a joke. In seven years, it’s never once cleaned itself and that’s the very reason I bought it. Honestly! False advertising!

But where I allow myself to be a full-fledged Messy Mary is in my easy chair that’s next to my Grandmother Julia Margaret’s marble-topped table. On top of that table is my favorite wicker tray, which holds an assortment of items I use daily. One favorite is my hand-painted glass with the FROU (Females Rule Our Universe) lady that holds my pens. There’s also a ruler, yellow highlighter, receipts I need to enter for various purchases, emails I need to take action on, a newspaper section that tells us what’s happening today, sticky notes with ideas and phone numbers, a calculator and well, you get the idea.

To the average person, my work place might look messy, but so what? It’s my house and if Mama’s happy, ain’t everybody supposed to be happy? Even Russell has mellowed over the years. All I have to do is throw him a pork chop now and then and he’s happy, too.

But back to Mom: I get a huge grin from her these days by simply showing up for a visit at her assisted living facility. She hugs me tightly, tears up a little and says, “Ann, I am so glad to see you.” And that’s the purest form of love.

– Ann Ipock
Author of Life is Short, But It’s Wide; Life is Short, So Read This Fast; and Life is Short, I wish I Was Taller

And They’re Off


Derby DayIf you can’t make it to Churchill Downs for the Kentucky Derby Saturday, May 2, then the next-best place to be is the Legends Club for the annual Derby Day party. Horse racing fans or people who just like to have fun can cheer on their favorite horses like they’re at Louisville’s famous racetrack.
Partygoers can nibble on Southern cuisine and sip – what else? – mint juleps while they watch a live broadcast of the Run for the Roses on giant TV screens. The event also features live music, outdoor games, raffles, equestrian fanfare, a ladies hat contest and a gentlemen’s fashion contest. A silent auction also will feature artwork by employees of Augusta Training Shop.
Proceeds from the event will benefit Augusta Training Shop, a nonprofit that was established in 1947. The organization employs mentally and physically challenged adults who have been taught to repair, strip and refinish furniture; re-cane chairs and polish metals.

If You Go:

What: Derby Day

When: 4 p.m. – 8 p.m. Saturday, May 2

Where: Legends Club

How Much: $75 in advance at any Georgia Bank & Trust location; online at or by calling (706) 738-1358; $100 at the door. Price includes all food and beverages.

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Mustang Love


Mustang LoveThe Mustang marked 50 years of continuous production in April 2014, and soon Mustang fans will have something else to celebrate. Each year the Mustang Club of America holds four national shows, and this month one of them – the Gateway Southern Stampede – is coming to Columbia County.
“We’ll have 350 cars at the event from all over the country,” says Don Blackstock, president of the CSRA Mustang Club. “We’ll have everything from original 1964 Mustangs to 2015 models.”
Car show entrants will vie for trophies and pride when judges evaluate Mustang models in categories ranging from modern to vintage, Shelby to Boss, racing to cruising.
“We’ll give out 200-plus trophies for the different classes of all the cars,” Blackstock says. “The judges are looking to see how clean your car is, how original you’ve kept it and how you take care of it.”
Southern Stampede patrons will have plenty to do besides admire cars, however. A number of vendors will set up at the event, and they should appeal to a broad range of people. In addition to booths with automobile-related products, others will offer goods such as Tupperware, cosmetics and jewelry. A Saturday Night Banquet, which is open to the community, will feature a Sconyers barbecue dinner and entertainment by comedian Jeff Allen.
Blackstock, who currently owns a 2007 Shelby and a 2015 Mustang convertible, says their durability is one of the features that make the model so popular. “That was one of my first cars when I was in high school, and it lasted throughout,” he says.
Proceeds from the event will benefit the Rebecca Erryn Moon Foundation, a nonprofit organization in Martinez that supports children who have cancer and their families.
“We like our cars,” Blackstock says, “but we love our community.”

If You Go:

What: Gateway Southern Stampede, Mustang Club of America National Show

When: 8 a.m. – 5 p.m. Friday, May 22 and Saturday, May 23; 8 a.m. – 4 p.m. Sunday, May 24; 7 p.m. – 11 p.m. Saturday Night Banquet

Where: Car show – Columbia County Exhibition Center; banquet – Savannah Rapids Pavilion

How Much: Free admission to car show; banquet tickets are $40 per person

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Soldier Salute


Thunder Over AugustaThe area once again will celebrate Armed Forces Day with a salute to our nation’s soldiers at Thunder Over Augusta.
Entertainment at the event, which is returning after a one-year absence, will include freestyle motocross motorcycle stunt shows by Team FMX, a Huey helicopter that people can ride for a fee, military displays of vehicles and equipment from Fort Gordon and musical performances. The North American Lumberjack Games will be a new addition to Thunder Over Augusta this year. Festivalgoers can watch competitors participate in contests such as log rolling, ax throwing and sawing during three different shows.
“We want to show our appreciation to our military,” says Shane Thompson, event organizer. “A lot of veterans and wounded warriors will be there. We try to give them a great time, and we give them the VIP treatment. We ask the public to come out and have a good time and show their support.”
Food and drink vendors will be on hand, and a kids’ zone will offer fun and games to the younger set. Thunder Over Augusta will conclude with a fireworks display.

 If You Go:

What: Thunder Over Augusta

When: 11 a.m. – 10 p.m. Saturday, May 16

Where: Evans Towne Center Park

How Much: Free admission

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Test the Trails and Waters


Wildwood GamesAlmost 1,000 athletes could test Columbia County’s trails and waters as cyclists, open-water swimmers and runners compete at the Wildwood Games Presented by Zaxby’s Saturday, May 2 and Sunday, May 3 at Wildwood Park.
On Saturday the USA Cycling Marathon Mountain Bike National Championships will be held in Columbia County for the first time as the nation’s top endurance racers ride in pursuit of the stars-and-stripes jersey. The event also includes open-water swims of 1.5 miles or 3 miles on Saturday and 50K, marathon, half-marathon and 10K trail runs on Sunday. A two-day, 54-hole disc golf tournament and an expo will be part of the festivities as well.
“Our goal is for this to be a premier sports festival in the Southeast, and ultimately, in the country,” says Randy DuTeau, the Columbia County Convention and Visitors Bureau executive director. 
Last summer’s inaugural Wildwood Games served as a test run for the mountain bike championships. According to DuTeau, this year’s Games will include challenging, well laid-out and well-marked courses for the racers. Well-trained volunteers and an emergency management team that is ready to respond to any situation will be on hand as well.
“The kind of coordination for an event of this size is pretty significant, and everyone has stepped up their game to try to ensure the success and safety of the event,” he says. “It will be significantly larger than last year when we had 224 total participants.”
DuTeau expects to attract competitors from across the nation and the Southeast. However, he adds, “We’ll also draw a lot of the local population, too, because these events are popular in this area.” 
The expo will include food, beverages and vendors that sell products such as health foods and equipment for the outdoor-oriented types of activities that are part of the Games. Hours are 10 a.m. – 6 p.m. Saturday and 8 a.m. – 2 p.m. Sunday.
“Folks will want to come out and watch the races, and we hope they’ll stick around for the awards presentation,” DuTeau says.
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